| I'm back |
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I was in juvie.
I dont wanna talk about it.
Did tits get bigger while I was gone? I can't wait to tare into some of the trim around here.
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| Girls Are Insane! |
[24 Jul 2006|10:44am] |
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Seriously the title of this blog entry says it all. Kelly comes over last night and I got the honey trap set and ready to be sprung in the pool house. A bottle of wine from my parent's wine cellar. A little DMB playing in the background. There was no way I wasn't getting laid.
But all she did was talk about Mitch the whole time! She wouldn't shut up about him. And she wanted to know if he said anything about her. I was like, No. And she said, Why? And I was like I don't know. Probably cuz your a bitch to him. Besides I think him and Tonya have something going on." That's when she started crying.
Kelly knows what a slut Tonya is so I think she got my point. I told her she could hang out for awhile and I'd give her a massage until she felt better, but she left.
I called Tonya after that to see if she wanted to come over but she said she was busy. Probably blowin' some dude. Slut.
Well it's been a long week for the Chetman. All this typing gave me a headache. It's almost like school work sometimes ya know? So I'm going to take a break and play golf with Muggs.
Later losers!
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| Be a man Mitch |
[23 Jul 2006|03:00pm] |
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My aunt and her family left yesterday afternoon. I'm kinda glad cuz Mitch turned into a dick towards the end. Guess he doesn't handle rejection well since it probably doesn't happen to him alot. When he finally got up that morning I told him I was sorry Kelly was leading him on at her party and how I'd nail her once for him soon and he totally Suckerballed me. He didn't even make me look first. I was like, DUDE! WHAT THE FRICK, YO! All he said was "New rules." He didn't even tell me what the new rules were either. It's not my fault she left your balls blue, ya dick! Don't take it out on your crew, ya know! It's supposed to be bros before hos!
I don't know. Maybe I shouldn't have brought her up. He seemed like he was in a really good mood that morning until I mentioned nailing her.
Then he didn't even hang with me Friday night. I was going to take him to a kick ass party at Muggs parent's house but he said he was going to chill at my place. Muggs party was rockin'. I got wasted and passed out in his back yard. When I woke up his dog Shamus was totally licking my nuts. Muggs! Your dog is gay, man LOL! Shoulda been there, Mitch. Plenty of sluts there that would have given it up to ya, bro. Nothing and anger bang can't fix.
Sweet! Kelly just called and said she wants to hang out tonight. I'll probably going to have to apologize for Mitch acting like a loser. I'll plow her after that though!
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| Japanese Movies Suck |
[21 Jul 2006|09:15am] |
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Kelly Stapleton is a cocktease. I showed up last night thinking I would at least get a bj. But I didn't even get to touch her tits.
When i got to her place there were like six other people there. No one from the football, basketball or baseball team either. All freak art people. Some drama fag friend of hers rented Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragen. Kelly thought I'd like it because it has cool fight scenes. Yeah it has cool fight scenes if you've never seen The Scorpian King. The Dragen tiger movie was dumb. And they weren't even speaking English. If I wanted to read a movie I'd buy a book. LOL. But I wouldn't even do that because I'm not a nerd.
I mentioned my cousin Mitch was in town and Kelly told me to invite him over. I figured with me and Mitch there Kelly's party would suck a lot less. There wasn't even any beer. Mitch showed up. Right away he started trying to mac it to Kelly. She wasn't having any of it though. I could tell she was only talking to him and laughing at his jokes to be nice. Mitch you got skillz but Kelly is way out of your league. Give up dude.
Since Kelly was talking to Mitch all night and the movie was totally lame and no one cool was there I decided to leave. I told Mitch I was going home. He said he was going to stick around. I kinda felt bad for him because as cool as he is Kelly was totally leading him on. But then Mitch tried to Suckerball me in front of everyone. Not cool. He's so lucky he missed. I would have punched him in his stupid face if he hit my junk. He said he was sorry but I left myself wide open and he couldn't resist. Since he's family I was like, we're cool dude. But now it's game on. Then I left.
Mitch must've been totally scared because he didn't get back til like 4 in the morning.
I hope your ready to lose the Suckerball Belt Mitch. Or should I say Bitch LOL.
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| Me and Mitch Rocked It LOL |
[20 Jul 2006|07:23pm] |
We couldn't use our fake IDs at Friday's because Coach was there with his family. Normally he wouldn't care, but when we're out in public with our letter jackets he says we should represent the team in a positive way or something. Whatever. I can get wasted anytime I want so it's not a big deal.
Besides I represented later that night when Mitch and I TOTALLY double-teamed Tonya in the pool house. It was a little weird seeing Mitch's "O" face. And I think he touched my ass a couple times on accident. Anyway it doesn't make it gay because we're related. Mitch said so. And he's been in like five threesomes already so he knows what he's talking about. He said Tonya's one of the biggest freaks he ever met though. I was like, I know dude. That's why I hit it all the time." Mitch gave me props for that.
I'll gotta go. Kelly invited me over to watch a DVD. You know what that means! LOL. Sorry Mitch. Sometimes a bro has to fly solo.
Later losers!
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| Mitch Rocks It |
[19 Jul 2006|04:32pm] |
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So, my Dad's sister and her family came to visit from Jersey this week. My cousin Mitch is like, my bro. He made starting quarterback at his high school his sophomore year. That's how cool he is. He's going to be a senior this fall so he pretty much runs his school. He's captain of the football team and basketball team. But not the soccer team. He told me, "If I wanted to pick up dudes I'd join the soccer team... because soccer's a chick sport." LOL. He's so right. I don't know why any girl thinks a soccer player is hot. Unless she's in to chicks to. LOL. That's hot. He said at his school the real athletes make the boy's soccer team wear skirts to all their practices. We should start doing that at my school to.
Mitch also said him and the rest of the varsity players have a new game they play called Suckerball. You make your friend look at your pants or another dude or something, and then when they look you sucker punch them in the balls. LOL. I can't wait to bring that game to my school next year. The guys are gonna luv it.
Gotta bounce. The whole family is going out to dinner at the Country Club. Then Mitch and I are going to try out our new fake ID's he brought from Jersey at the Fridays Tonya works at.
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| Schools' Out! |
[06 Jun 2006|08:10am] |
So, I finally got through my exams and am done for the summer! Hells yeah! THat goeometry crap kicked my ass though. Whatever, i'll talk to coach. Dad said if I passed everything he might get me a new Supra. He better not be jewing me cuz i'll be pissed guess i should have less time trying to touch Tonya's tits and more time studying. Whatever, she's a slut LOLZ
So i've already got my party plans lined up. First, we pre-game it at Muggs rumpus room in the basement. We can raid his dad's liquor cabinet and drink all his good stuff like his amaretto and midori or whatevs, and his parent's don't even care or know, stupids. Then Steaksauces big brother is going to hook us with some booze. I told him to get Bacardi Breezers cuz we're celebrating and I want the GOOD STUFF!
Then we're getting in Muggs car and crusing to all the parities. I'm gonna get so much tail its' gonna be sick. and I hope I see Ken tonight so I can punch him in his mouth.
I'm Rick James, bitch!
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| a;sjfha;osihfdasd |
[01 Jun 2006|08:04am] |
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I cant wait to get outta here
all these stupid fag geeks with there exam talk make me want to barf
if I do barf Im doing it on Rod or Ken because they piss me off.
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| Check it out Mugg! |
[30 May 2006|07:07pm] |
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I spent my Memorial day giving Tonya the rear admiral for all our boys in the army LOL. Then she sat on my flag pole when my soldier saluted her for her service LOL. Mugg you're going to laugh so hard when you read this LOL!
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| ocean city style |
[09 Apr 2006|04:31pm] |
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I am so pumped for beach week. Some douche bartender took my fake id at Chiles but i think Steaksauce has a big brother who can score beer for us. Kelly's dad has a place in OC and she thinks I'll nail her if she invites me. softball chicks are all dykes anyway. I'm gonna get some sambuka or smirnoff ice for them because they all say beer is gross. My mom is all pissing and moaning about nobodys parents are going to be there. but whatever its not like shes going to stop me. what scuks is there's triple session practices thursday and friday and Coach S will have my ass if i miss them.
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| Ken |
[03 Apr 2006|07:41am] |
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Get a new jacket.
What are you a Heardy Boy?
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| Hakiu |
[21 Mar 2006|06:14pm] |
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Today in Mr. Shaws class we learned all about poetry which is for fags imho
I did have fun making hakius to make Mugg laff so hard
Tanya you got cans
those milk jugs are so sloppy
and smell like canned hams
stupid chinese poem
ching chong chop sticks chong ching
I eat your fried rice
Muggs was something stupid about brownies and xbox LOL fag
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| WAst up |
[18 Mar 2006|10:36am] |
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Totally banged Tanya again. She cam over after paractice and watched a movie
Stealth (Jessica Biel is hottt!!!!!) so anyway i totally used my Chetman moves and tapped dat azz!!!!
Missed the end of thea movie though. Doesn't matter i saw it in the theater. Maed me want to be a fighter pilot. the black guy (kanye west video)! awesome!
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| suck that fag |
[09 Mar 2006|11:31am] |
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We're doing basketball in gym and some kid with an inhalre keeps sitting out because his mom writes him notes or something. After I'm in the locker room telling Mugg about how I felt up Kelly when she was wroking the softball car wash and that dork was sitting on the bench and kept pulling at his shorts or whatever so I said what the hell man and Mugg went over and took his inhaler and put it in the urinal. Stupid fag geek.
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| I dare you |
[06 Mar 2006|05:58pm] |
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Touch me again in the hallway, Ken.
This time, without Bryce and Paul. Shit I'll beat their asses too.
Maybe if u knew how to work it yo girls wouldt always be at my house.
Maybe if u knew how to treat the ladies like the Chetman.
I kno u read this.
I heard you have to go see sum tutor for Mr. Pickels class.
U stupid nerd. Ill be at practice. u have fun.
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| screw u dad |
[14 Feb 2006|09:42pm] |
So my comp broke and my stupid dad was too cheap to fix it.
So sorry no Chet for a few weeks, ladies.
Prolly gonna be a few more weeks too becuz my dad wants to get me some new kind of comp, something with two cps or something.
Whatever.
Also, I boned Tanya. Happy v-day u slut.
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| haha |
[03 Feb 2006|10:40am] |
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These two pigs in my science class keep staring at me and passing notes and shit. not to me but to each other but they keep lookin over and laffing and writing more of their stupid notes. So Mugg goes and drops his pen by them and picks it up and when he bends over by her and says tha'ts a nice skirt and then he siffs and goes but you should close your legs you smell like tuna fish. it was so funny.
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| Marry Christmas |
[25 Dec 2005|10:50am] |
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Marry Christmas everyone.
Here is what I got (is it better than what you got?)
Ipod Nano (4GB)
Ipod Mini (40GB)
Signed Cal Ripken Jersey (from his last season, kick ass!)
2005 Mustang GT Convertible (YEEEEEEAH BABY) (Yellow)
5 night vacation w/ friends in our Ocean City house (Dad said he'll get beer if other kids folks say ok, we just wont tell Steve's pop. He's a total dick)
$250 (CASH)
New Hockey Sticks (http://www.hockeymonkey.com/nhl-easton-synergy-sicore-hockey-sticks-3-pack.html I dunno how to do that link thing so screw you)
XBOX 360 (and six games)
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| Rod Brickston (ASSHOLE) |
[20 Dec 2005|07:42am] |
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I swear I want to punch Rod in his stupid mouth for that stuff he said in the hallway when I was trying to put the moves on Kelly Stapleton. I had my arm around her shoulder and could totally feel her bra strap and then Captain Douchebag has to come around talking about how I fingerbanged Clarice at the Toga Jam (what a LAME party at least I got some action tho lol). I don't know if Kelly the prude even knew what that meant but man I hope to find out. Im going to trip Rod when we do wind sprints at practice. Coach says I will get more playing time this year. Good. Because I'll punch him too.
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| I popped my blog cherry |
[16 Dec 2005|03:00am] |
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Tonight I have done this stupid internet a huge favor and popped my blog cherry.
Steve said he does this thing but I can't find him or Derek on here, so this is for posteriors sake.
Im worried about Calc but Tanya said she'd help me. I hope she does equations better than her hair.
What a slut.
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